Tuesday, January 1, 2008

New Years Resolutions



10. To cut down on my chew toy consumption.

9. To spend more time with fresh, rather than “recycled” food

8. To stay out of the trash cans

7. To do things when told once (ok, let’s not push it, let’s say in only three times)

6. To let my brother Murphy actually guide himself around for a change

5. To refrain from leaving surprises in the living room outside of the holiday season

4. To sleep at night and play during the day, not vice versa

3. To refrain from slobbering on the hand that feeds me

2. To spend more time at the park meeting hunky shepherds

1. To refrain from eating "fermented fruit."



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